Buy the whole haul.
Memecoins, majors and tokenised stocks, grouped into themed baskets. Pick one, choose an amount, and every holding lands in your wallet in a single signature.
The Zoo
Every animal that mattered. Two dogs, three cats, a bull, a hippo and a squirrel.
Routed by Jupiter straight to your wallet. No vault, no custody.
Full breakdown →Every basket
Ranked by 24h performance. Weights are fixed at publication, forever.
The phone in your hand and the one crypto keeps trying to build.
The feline counterweight to the dog trade.
Tokenised equities native to Robinhood Chain. Bridged from your SOL in one signature.
The native meme bench of Robinhood Chain — the cat, the frog and the inu.
Private-market names on Robinhood Chain. Rocket company, stablecoin issuer, treasury play.
The venues that take a cut of every trade on this chain, including yours.
Four dollars with four different issuers. The exit, diversified.
The irony tier. Six coins that are about nothing, held entirely on vibes.
The brokerages, the treasury company and the burger stand. Tokenised equity.
Where the leverage on this chain actually comes from.
The protocols that actually run Solana. Boring on purpose.
The agent trade, six ways. High beta, high mortality.
Networks with hardware attached. Slower stories, longer tails.
Other chains, wrapped onto this one. Thin by nature — check the capacity.
Liquid staking and the Jupiter pool. The one basket that is not a casino.
Phones, parcels and burgers. The things people buy without thinking.
Coins that do not want to be looked at. Two chains and a dark pool.
Two coins, one weekend in January. Make of it what you want.
Three staked-SOL wrappers. Same asset, three sets of validators.
Penguins and trading cards. The two things people actually collect on-chain.
The two price feeds most of DeFi quietly depends on.
A publisher, a retailer and a card vault.
The S&P, the Nasdaq and gold. The least degenerate thing on this site.
The same coin behind two different custodians. Pick your counterparty risk.
Amphibians only. One from each chain.
What a mainstream brokerage app lists, on Solana. The SOL leg is JitoSOL — you are paying in SOL, so a plain SOL leg would be a no-op.
The four largest things you can hold here that are not a memecoin.
Big tech as tokenised stock. Seven names, one signature, no brokerage.
Every animal that mattered. Two dogs, three cats, a bull, a hippo and a squirrel.
The five memecoins with real books behind them.
Two wrappers on bitcoin and the one that minds its own business.
The coin, the media company, the first lady and the surveillance contractor.
The second shelf of animals. Penguins, chads, cats and a hippo.
Three dogs. That is the entire thesis.
The other chain's majors, as they trade here. Ether, its biggest DEX, its oracle and its frog.
The listed companies actually printing money from the AI build-out.
Private-market exposure, tokenised. Thin, weird, and priced accordingly.
What the timeline was actually buying this cycle.
The ones that survived a full cycle and still have a bid.
The 2021 trade, tokenised. The ticker, the equity and the media company.
The machine that mints the coins, plus two of its better outputs.
The launchpad, the book and the joke. Pure Solana attention economy.
Memory, storage and the GPU everyone is fighting over. Tokenised silicon.
Coming soon
Planned baskets. Nothing here is tradeable yet — each one ships only once every leg clears the same liquidity check as the live baskets.
The retail-brokerage meme bench — the cinema ticker, the cash cat and the frogs. All of these exist on Solana today; none of them trade deeply enough to put in a basket.
Every leg is under the $250k liquidity floor
Large caps from other chains that do trade on Solana, just not deeply enough yet. Every leg is verified — each is simply too thin to buy a basket of.
All four legs sit under the $250k liquidity floor
Eight swaps. One prompt.
Eight swaps do not fit in one Solana transaction, so HAUL builds one per leg and signs the batch together. Every leg carries its own slippage limit and fails on its own — a leg that misses leaves that leg's SOL sitting in your wallet.
Pick a basket
A published list of coins and weights. Fixed at publication — nobody can change it after you buy.
Sign once
Your SOL splits by weight and every leg routes through Jupiter. One wallet prompt for the whole batch.
Hold the coins
They land in your wallet, not a vault. There is nothing to redeem and nothing to trust.
There is no vault to trust.
HAUL has no program, no pool and no admin key. It never holds your assets because it never receives them — your wallet swaps its own SOL for its own tokens, through Jupiter, in public.
That also means there is no basket token, no NAV to drift and nothing to redeem. You just own the coins.
Read the mechanicsNo custody
Coins route straight to your wallet. We never touch them.
No manager
Weights are fixed at publication. Nobody rebalances you.
No lock-up
Sell any fraction, any time, back to SOL in one signature.
No surprises
Per-leg price impact shown in dollars before you sign.
Stop buying one coin at a time.
43 baskets, 103 verified tokens, one signature each.